He had a van and everything. “How d’you drive it?” “I’ve got a small argentinian boy, I don’t need to tell you my business!”
#imagine getting out of bed before noel wakes up #you go to the kitchen to get you both a cup of tea #when you come back you see him in bed #cheeky smile plastered on his face #you walk over and he takes the mugs out of your hands #puts them down and wraps his arms around you #burying his face in your neck #whispering against your neck saying ‘i didn’t think we’re done here yet’
there went my pants.
I told you not to mess with the occult! What have you done?
This is what British television looks like.
I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.
FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING
You just throw out weird words - ‘hippopotamus’ and ‘juggling’ - anyone can do that, I’ve got fact based jokes.